german spoon

Like normal spooning, but the front (little spoon) makes a Dutch Oven (Like hitler did the Jews) and warms up the cuddle puddle.

Jane and I were like cold metal spoons until she pulled a German Spoon and warmed it up.

by Pikajew14 May 9, 2018

Spooning

Spooning is where you shove a spoon up your/or someones ass. You then pull it out and eat their shit.
This can also be done with a pussy: You drink the pussy juice after you put it up.

"I was spooning her so hard last night!"
"I got spooned in my ass!"

by 9275673892987654567890- November 6, 2025

squirmy spooning

Similar to spooning but additional movement is added. But falls shy of being considered humping or other sexual activities.

It was late and we were comfortably spooning. But then something clicked and we were squirmy spooning.

by johnQJohnny September 7, 2017

Peanut Butter Spoon

When its Midnight and you need a snack because Donut Operators' cute ass just uploaded.

"Hey Charlie, got a Peanut Butter Spoon?"

by GayRetardIan September 18, 2020

kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.

Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.

by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021

spoonfuls of australia

A great amount, spoonfuls, of sweat build up under male genitalia, which is down under, like Australia.

Tom was changing into his uniform and I could smell spoonfuls of Australia from the next stall over!

by Daddytoes September 4, 2016

Spoon

The word spoon can refer to someone who made a stupid comment or had a retard moment whilst speaking.

E.g. Bob says, “Roses are blue, violets are red,” Zach quickly responds with, “You’re a spoon.”

by Average Guy Pete April 17, 2019