split the shitter

To accidentally enter the anus, when vigorously attempting to enter the vagina.

We were going at it full throttle until I missed and split the shitter, then it was game over. She was in tears and I had blue balls.

by FoxFace78 June 9, 2022

Split finger fastball

When you make the peace sign while inside her pussy and you rapidly teabag her forehead til she passes out

I gave this girl a split finger fastball and after three strikes she was out

by DeRayLa June 16, 2022

Splitposting

When someone with borderline personality disorder (BPD) is splitting and copes through venting their emotions through posts during these split episodes. Usually done on a private spam/vent account.

Don’t take it too seriously, I was splitposting at the time

by Pissbaby666 July 20, 2022

splities

split ends on hair duh dur

Just got my splities cut! Yas queen!!!

by girl 369 July 28, 2022

Split

1. To cut an object into two or more pieces.
2. To split apart into different groups.
3. A gymnastic pose that could make just about anyone orgasm.

1. Amigo 1 and Amigo 2 split the thanksgiving turkey for them to have for each other.
2. All the kids on the school field trip split up into different groups.
3. Kelly did a split, and Carl had an orgasm.

by Someone with a 🅱️rain August 2, 2022

splish splash

you were takin' a bath.

craig: "splish splash"

you: "nice"

by kigo August 5, 2022

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022