Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 22, 2021

Pop soft

Toronto-slang for "leave the premises".

This club is terrible. Let's pop soft

by Kramer252 February 28, 2022

The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.

The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."

by Salty_LEO_1984 July 26, 2019

angel soft

Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass

Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.

by Mr. Dic-tionary April 27, 2017

Soft-shelled

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.

Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*

by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020

Soft No

Another way of saying "Probably not"

Guy 1: Hey, can we stop at the liquor store real quick.
Guy 2: That's a soft no.

by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022

soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 13, 2020