Damn, I left the butter on the bench last night it’s gonna be extra soft, my partner would not be able to be pleased anymore.
by John john-Smith Smith August 02, 2022
My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
by giorgio4 November 22, 2021
by Kramer252 February 28, 2022
(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 26, 2019
Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass
by Mr. Dic-tionary April 27, 2017
Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.
Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!
Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*
Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!
Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*
by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020
by Wun Hung Low April 16, 2022