Skates

A slang word or code word used to refer to a scale when talking about drugs

Man I got home last night and put that on my skates and it was 5g short

by Wesknight December 27, 2024

skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages

Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱

by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024

skaterbuoy

n. Useless hockey player who essentially acts as a stationary marker or obstruction that the more able athletes must skate around. Often from places like Perth, in Australia.

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Tell the skaterbuoy to amble a foot closer to the net. Avril wants to bank the puck in off his head.

by gnostic3 February 6, 2026

Skatement

Like making a statement, but through skateboarding. When you land a weird, creative, or unexpected trick that stands out, that’s a skatement. Similar to a statement piece in fashion, but on a board.

Nah dude did you really do a casper slide thats a SKATEMENT!!

by Skatement guy March 26, 2025

skatemob

Stay Cool And Take Everything, Money Over Bullshit. A street lifestyle and movement about staying fresh, hustling smart, and always chasing a bag over drama.

A crew or collective of go-getters who skate through life stacking money, flexing, and staying ahead of the game. founded by platinum producer freshduzit & award-winning graphic designer @bigfaceinc

Example:
“Bro always on his grind, you know he SKATEMOB for real.”

Synonyms: boss life, money mission, trap hustle, bag chaser.

by 99problemsmoneyaint1 July 31, 2025

Skate blunt seggs

Where a skater does a blunt. A skate trick. And someone walks up and sticks it in. Can be 2 males

I had skate blunt seggs it was so fun

by Baggsy boy August 14, 2025

Skate Shark

When A more experienced roller skater deliberately engages with or takes advantage of newer skaters with the intention of having sexual relations with them.

Typically done before the newer skater is aware of the culture or the reputation of the more experienced individual.

“He’s giving her lessons again and she just started skating a week ago. Y’all know he’s a skate shark right?”

by Sk8MasterOG April 30, 2025