Closet Shopping

When you look through your belongings for items you don’t use to regift for a sibling, family member or close friends birthday. Basically for people who wouldn’t care it was used.

I forgot to buy my sister a gift so I went closet shopping for stuff she might want.

by BallroomDancer101 March 16, 2019

trinket shop

Tourist Souvenir Shop

Oh no don't buy something from the trinket shop. There's nowhere to put it when we get home, and anyway it'll just gather dust for years before it's finally binned.

by Mivoat November 22, 2011

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad

Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.

by NobleKonig May 28, 2024

Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.

Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"

by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018

Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

Set shop

To be on one's game, prominent, sufficient, and orderly. Someone who sets up shop real well has to be that person at the cookout dat talks to everybody and get's their fucking number

From Barbershop, set shop

Jimmy: Let me tell you somethin... you will *never* own a Black

barbershop!
Isaac: I will if I want to.
Terri: If Tony Roma can make ribs better than Black people, Isaac can

own a Black barbershop...
Calvin: Wait a minute...”ribs better than Black people?"
Jimmy: Tony Roma boils his ribs! That is *not* authentic!

by me tgr[sklg May 28, 2011