Sam Safety

The guy who a woman uses for emotional support when she is at her most vulnerable state. Mainly because he is convenient and accessible.

You're her Sam Safety, of course she's gonna suddenly wanna hang out.

by lovabledouche July 9, 2014

Sam Kaur

A pansexual genderfluid male, who was brought up with a poor living condition and has attepmted suicide 1 singular time.

This was wrote by someone who hates themselves

Person 1: Do you know Sam Kaur?
Person 2: That faggot, Yeah.
Person 3: I would fuck them.

by Please kill me ÒwÓ April 15, 2022

Sam Gee

A Sam Gee is a type of person who is vertically challenged but however can be very scary at times. A Sam Gee can also be a delusional pedophile that likes his youngest brother.

You see that boy over there i heard he’s a Sam Gee!

by Henz05 April 13, 2020

Sam Todd

A person who uses unlawful violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of molesting children. Or a person who is very ginger and aesthetically offensive to look at.

You are such a fucking Sam Todd today especially because of how you touched my little sister yesterday.

by Samuel Todd February 7, 2023

sinister sam

A mean looking but really harmless cowboy on Sesame Street, just like Bad Bart.

Catchphrase: "Alright, listen, you varmints. I was just over at the general store and I understand that some hombre bought the last box of crayons. But I wanna know Y".

Uh oh, everybody look here. Here comes the meanest hombre in the west, Sinister Sam.

by tyrulz August 1, 2014

Sam mortimore

Sam mortimore likes food alot often found chewing gum all though he looses alot he is still a confident guy he is often found with random things in his bag like window parts and signs

He is also small

*Looks down*
“Hey Sam mortimore whats in ur bag?”
Sam:”stolen chocolate and a wedding ring and another bag”

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

sam kink

Someone who is sexually attracted to a person named Sam.

Bf: “I’m horny”
Gf: “Why?”
Bf: “Because I was thinking of you”
Gf: “Omg really”

Bf: “Yes, i’m horny because of a person named Sam”
Gf: “So you have a sam kink?”
Bf: “Yup”

by yayayyayayayayyayaya September 17, 2023