The act of inserting a pineapple in a sleeping friend's anus and then punching them in the face when they wake up.
Travis: Yo Danny is doing a juice cleanse.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
Eric: We should help him out and give him a Mai Tai Surprise.
by travisonfire January 16, 2013
Get the Mai Tai Surprisemug. When your hitting your girl’s pussy from behind and she surprises you with a reach back and grabs your knob and glides it up and in the booty hole for a little surprise anal.
by Eaton Holgoode February 20, 2018
Get the Surprise Reach Backmug. Strawberry chocolate surprise is when you have anal sex and pull out and there's blood and shit on ya dick.
Bob pulled his dick out of Mary's butthole and looked down in horror, realizing he had a strawberry chocolate surprise.
by Roflles July 2, 2017
Get the strawberry chocolate surprisemug. when your fucking a girl up, and not knowing she has lazy eye it goes to the side before your about to cum, and you loose all purpose of having sex with her, grab your clothes and leave
by punjabiallahpraiser July 12, 2010
Get the Lazy eye Surprisemug. have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise
by joeyab July 13, 2011
Get the tuna melt surprisemug. When a lil Asian boy watches you eat ramen off your girls pussy, but you eat it so good off her that her juice becomes the broth
by BigPeePeePooPoo November 22, 2019
Get the chow mein surprisemug. aka SBM, when you think you are just going to the bathroom to take a piss, and you unexpectedly have the urge to poop.
"Dude, what took you so long to piss? Did you fall in?!"
"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."
"Nah man, I had a Surprise Bowel Movement."
by Rabadina March 25, 2009
Get the Surprise Bowel Movementmug.