by Pingu is a rizzler November 13, 2023
An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 23, 2025
Someone who is clinically insane. These people usually seem cute and adorable on the outside but once you get to know them they are secretly INSANE.
I thought my friend was a wholesome person but after checking the Peachipaws story I found out otherwise.
by queefquarf234 May 06, 2022
by Flappy Ramsey November 30, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Stories《¤》 Story 《¤》 Stork: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025
The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
A person who makes up the dumbest non believable stories to cover their shady asses, will go outta their way to waste time and expects you to believe them or acts offended when you don't.
This mother goose story tellin ass bitch just told me he don't have my money because three cats and a raccoon with a knife just robbed him behind maceys.