Abandon Shop

As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:

1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"

T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"

by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011

National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!

Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.

by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023

da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

a way to tell someone that they messed up horribly in your opinion

Person1: I just touched grass
Person2: da tem shop deaproov of dah acshuns (insert name) huz taykun

by urbanjeffjef December 19, 2024

shop goat

An employee who performs all the demeaning but no less important tasks at their place of employment. This person is usually young, obedient, and malleable. They are "yes" people who know where everything is, and posses a "lifer" like disposition. Their wage is considered overhead because when overly busy, they accomplish too many different types of tasks and jobs in one day to be categorized to any specific Work Order to be billed. A Shop Goat is usually dirty and sweaty from working hard. They are usually made from high school drop-outs or fatherless children. They are usually easily taken advantage of and will perform the lowest of tasks unrelated to The Company such as feeding the dog (in reference to their employers pets).

I'm not sure why Johnnie continues to put up with his job when they don't value Him, they just need a shop goat. His potential is pigeonholed!

by Oven Mitt Fur December 1, 2018

French Shopping

When you use you surroundings like a store.

To take things that do not belong to you from roommates, others semi-close to you.

When you stay in a hostel, watch out for French shopping.

by Der Ami July 6, 2018

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021