Sam has a crippling fortnite addiction (hes going pro) he is very short but manages to still be rizzy. he plays sport when he isnt cranking 90s on his haters

PERSON 1: where is sam
PERSON 2: Hes at home playing FNCS

Sam by BROKENSIGMAWITHAFATSHLONG69 May 15, 2024

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can only have one nut

sam has one nut he can't nut

sam by PENNYPEENY June 12, 2024

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Sam is the most sweet, love filled person you will ever meet. He will try to understand what you feel and thinks about every message he sends. It’s worth it to get to know him, it’s like entering a huge valley of brightly coloured flowers with each little thing lighting so uniquely. Sure, it requires some patience to wait for a response and it’s hard to wait for someone who struggles with identity, but in the end every hardship is worth it. The love he gives back is raw and loyal, every little statement won’t fail to cheer you up.
He’s the funniest you’ll meet, everytime you talk to the real him you’ll be laughing and smiling. Sam is perfect.

“Who’s the person you love again?”
“Obviously…it’s Sam.”

Sam by smuggIer July 19, 2024

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