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sasquatchutory rape

When a person has sex with someone that is at least two feet or more shorter than they are. This is similar to statutory rape in the sense that it can be consensual but defies either a societal law or falls into the category of taboo.
1) Yao Ming having sexual relations with anyone that is five foot six or shorter would be sasquatchutory rape.
2) I imagine that there would be many instances of sasquatchutory rape if TLC did a 'behind closed doors' episode of that show _Little People Big World_.
3) That guy on that Nat Geo show _taboo_ commits sasquatchutory rape with his dwarf girlfriend. They say their sex life is very interesting.
by trombonegod99 January 11, 2012
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Rape Mobile

Being a passenger in a car that has no door handle to open the door from the inside, leaving your life to the whims of the driver.
Cris: "I didn't know he had a Rape Mobile. Luckily I had the window down to open the door from the outside."
by MrGrose July 13, 2011
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rape montage

An act of continously switching sex positions in bed. When video taped it could actually look like a montage.
Hey man, me and Angnus had the biggest fucking rape montage last night.
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isis rape

when a group of Muslim extremists knock on the door of an unwilling participant and they are used against their own freewill for the mass penetration of ISIS
person 1: "a group of guys kidnapped me and we did ISIS rape"

person 2: "woah you're so lucky!"
by Scott2357 May 13, 2016
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Rape Safe

A woman who need not fear forced copulation due to obesity or an unpleasant appearance.
Rosie O'Donnell is 'Rape Safe'!
by TheFantasticLOLMaster January 14, 2010
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bar raping

While playing Dance Dance Revolution, holding on the bar with both hands for a good portion of the song. Looked down apon by some
Damn, he pass MaxX Unlimited without bar-raping
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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rape door

An ugly or beat up looking door labeled with something completely out of place, such that you are certain passing through the door will result in a raping.
When you see the beat up door in NYC subways labeled "Passport Photos" with some down arrows on either side... that's a rape door.
by Fody July 8, 2012
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