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panda eyed twins

Sadiq Khan and Nigel lost at birth
by mrs tosser October 21, 2025
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Panda bamboozle

When you are tricked into getting throat-fucked by a male panda after being told you were simply going to be ‘sucking some bamboo’.
Even though Laurie was at first horrified to have Qin’s cock in her mouth instead of a bamboo pole, she came to love the taste of his bear cum so much that she didn’t care she’d been panda bamboozled.
by ElmoKilledEpstein November 8, 2025
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PandA

Damn, I want to eat her PandA
by T_Nizzle December 19, 2025
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Panda Behaviour

Tricking THE GOVERNMENT into taking care of you - quite literally financing your every need - by making a great show of moping around on a HUNGER STRIKE and long term sex-fast, until they send a SWAT TEAM into your home to relocste you to an INSTITUTION.
Misty: ...so, first he tells me he doesn't like my cooking, and then laat night he refused to GO DOWN ON me! WTF am I supposed to do?

Listy: He don't eat his lunch and he don't eat your pussy? GIRLLL that's some PANDA BEHAVIOUR he got right there...
by MentalBeatings December 21, 2025
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Hobo Panda Bear

A Wizzle Panda that loves to hibernate in a nice bed of bamboo but is always ready to partake in a good J.
Mike: Hobo Panda Bear, can I come over and play Wii with you?
HPB: Come back in 6 months, I'm hibernating.
by BaneofyourExistence April 8, 2007
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pinda panda

pinda panda means drunken one but a little.maybe he / she was drunk a lot but had a sleep for a while and then became more sober
Fuck pinda panda that's got intoxication
by Andrius March 6, 2008
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road panda

When you are engaged in driving somewhere and an overweight woman gives you a blow job. See road dome
Dude, why are you always getting road panda when I'm in the car?!
by RCduB October 11, 2008
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