poop sweats 

When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea.

I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!

poop sweats by J-Millions June 14, 2008

poop scotch 

a word that caters to anything you want it to be. Usually could be interpreted as "that's nonsense". Often spelled as two words--poopscotch.

1 "Final exams are poop scotch"
2. "wow, your acting like poop scotch right now.."
3. Pooper McGavin is a great golfer, but right now he is playing like poop scotch"

poop scotch by samstown1 May 9, 2010

poop chute 

Your anal orifice, where dung comes out of and where penii are inserted.

1. I did her right up the poop chute; it was a mess cleaning up afterwards because she had a bad case of diarrhea
2. Where you get your salad tossed

poop chute by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006

poop crumbs 

little pieces of poop, which look like crumbs, that is left behind after the primary poop has been flushed.

My roomate left alot of poop crumbs at the bottom of the toilet.

poop crumbs by poomp April 11, 2007

Poop Girl 

When a girl shits on a guys dick

That bitch Ashley just pulled a poop girl

Poop Girl by Poop Girl May 18, 2008

Poop Eraser 

Toilet Paper, any brand.

"That does it!...who left the empty roll of poop eraser???"

Poop Eraser by Lucien & Kali Vastel September 30, 2006

Poop Tip 

Specifically, it's a tip left on the closed lid of your hotel room toilet that you have thoroughly clogged and left for the maid to clean up. In a broader usage, it's appropriate to use the term to describe any tip given to someone dealing with the dirty, smelly aftermath of your poop.

"I took such a big shit in my hotel room this morning I clogged the toilet and had to leave a poop tip for the maid." (Specific usage)

"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)

Poop Tip by Cous Cous June 7, 2009