Dead Thumb

When one is so high, they're unable to use their thumb to ignite their lighter themselves.

"Dude can you light the bowl for me? I've got dead thumb."

by Mau. T August 26, 2015

dead fink

A hollow yet pretentious person (usually from an art scene). First used in Brian Eno's 1974 track 'Dead Finks Don't Talk' off the album 'Here Come the Warm Jets'.

"Never trust a dead fink. To be a zombie all the time requires such dedication."

by Eno Fanboy July 28, 2021

Dead Mis

When a plan isn’t a good idea.

Friends: Let’s go to field of screams!
Me: Dead mis, I don’t want to die.

by J Orr December 02, 2018

Dead Sleeper

Far worse than a heavy sleeper. You could slap them and they would never wake up.

You would have to be a dead sleeper to not wake up from that...

by Bmmolefe January 24, 2017

dead pooper

A person that barricades themselves in a restroom stall during work hours avoiding work

"Hey i think Manny is a dead pooper, the door to the bathroom has been locked and I think he's dead in there."

by silyottersparky January 19, 2016

full dead

When someone (usually in a video game) is not in a wounded/DBNO state but dead beyond revival

1) Did you get him?

2) yeah full dead

by Zhyvok June 19, 2021

dead swan

When you orgasm so hard that you fall limply into bed with your neck bent at an awkward angle.

I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.

by Ralph Ticker October 05, 2019