I've got miles to run

A soft way of saying that you are busy and have loads of more important things to do

X:Hey want to come over and decorate the Christmas tree?
Y: Sorry no time for that, I've got miles to run

X: Hey let me call you back later, just got home ....
Y: Don't stress, I know you've got miles to run

by nadestt December 19, 2019

Ally Lynn Miles

Ally Lynn Miles is the most incredible person you'll ever meet. She's insanely lovable, kind, caring, smart, and of course overwhelmingly beautiful! She's the type of girl that if you ever have her attention, you don't mess it up because you'll probably never find someone as good as her. If you can't handle the volume being at 100 95% of the time then you won't able to be around Ally because she's the life of the freaking party.

Wow Ally Lynn Miles is so amazing! I'm so jealous of that guy that has her attention.

by jkdskjsdlkfaskdljfadf November 22, 2020

God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers

I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.

by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021

national slap miles day

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.

drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"

by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

Standard child molestation vehicle

Squad car for the police in opposition to the $500 shit box I could get free for copper poisoning for their abuse in the Guelph police service canines

They raped me at 12 of my childhood education and 16 of my childhood home and children standard child molestation vehicles are disgusting menace to society

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

A Million Miles Away

Friday night, I'd just got back
I had my eyes shut and dreaming about the past
I thought about you while the radio played
I should have got loaded, some reason I stayed
I started drifting to a different place
I realized I was falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I'm a million miles away
A million miles away

I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Took a ride, I went downtown
The streets were empty, there was no one around
To place that we used to know
Been all the places that we used to go
I'm at the wrong end of your looking glass
Just trying to hold on to the hands of the past and you
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
A million miles away
I'm just a million miles away
And there's nothing to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
I started drifting to a different place
I realized, falling off the face of the world
And there was nothing left to bring me back
I was a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
I'm a million miles away
And there's nothing left to bring me back today
Bring me back today, bring me back today
Bring me back today

by Death Menace March 8, 2023