poo monkey

A dry, crusty little piece of excrement that firmly grips and swings from one's arse hairs in a similar manner to that of a monkey on a vine.

Showering BEFORE shitting is a sure-fire recipe for poo monkeys.

by Andrew Thompson May 2, 2005

shovel monkey

n. Originally a person employed to dig small holes or move gravel from place to place but now used in an unflattering manner to describe office or retail workers on low rungs.

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If there's too many boxes to unpack just get a couple of shovel monkeys to help.

Really? Wow! I thought I was a shovel monkey.

You are, but today you can have some lesser shovel monkeys to boss around. No flicking feces at them though.

by gnostic1 September 16, 2011

accordion monkey

A monkey who plays the accordion. This is a pretty unusual insult - mostly used on crappy accordion players.

Steve's an accordion monkey.

by Pedi August 19, 2004

Skungle Monkey

Skank in the jungle hungry for the monkey.

The neighborhood slut thats open more than dopebags in newark.

by Budhite Knights June 13, 2004

brass monkey

A drink made from mixing a 40oz bottle of malt liquor with orange juice. Commonly on tha street, this is done by drinking your 40 to the top of its label, then filling it to the top with OJ. This drink was popularized in the Beastie Boys song, "Brass Monkey"

"I'll down a 40 dog in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp" Excerpt from "Brass Monkey"

by Mondo Gecko September 26, 2005

shit monkey

The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world, with the sole purpose of shitting in the sleeping occupant's mouth.

That damn shit monkey got me again today. He always visits after a heavy night of drinking.

by Dustin Holub April 16, 2004

cum monkey

A promiscuous, petite woman who enjoys performing fellatio anytime, anywhere.

Check out that little cum monkey! Looks like she's ready 'n' rarin' to go!

by mr new booty June 11, 2006