by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019
Get the step mommug. a mom who stereotypes almost everything, doesn't let there kid play anything rated above T, their kid can only listen to Gods plan,thinks all metal is evil, and is terrified of muslims.
by ooga booga2 May 7, 2019
Get the Christian mommug. by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019
Get the sorry mommug. One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom
by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019
Get the Stage mommug. A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.
She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.
by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017
Get the Facebook mommug. And you thought Moms on Facebook were bad enough...now they are on Farmville...
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.
(On the phone with my mom)
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)
Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)
Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...
by whojew2 January 19, 2011
Get the Moms on Farmvillemug. when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.
by drew2258 August 14, 2011
Get the mom barmug.