sorry mom

when you fuck up and or just think your mom is going to kill also a very good thing to put on a hat

sorry mom i didnt mean to fuck the dog

by sorry_mom21 May 13, 2019

Team Mom

That one teammate that seems to have a positive attitude at all times not matter how bad you’re playing. Always supportive and never shuts up on the field.

Teammate: “Good try! You got it next time!”
Player: “she’s such a team mom”

by theman9000 August 17, 2018

Stage mom

One of the most important people in stage crew. Make sure you keep an eye on her. She's the one that always has Band-Aids, water, snacks and if she's not busy always has a hug ready for you. Even if you're only in cast and not crew you wanna get on her good side otherwise she can an quite possibly will make your theatre experience a living hell. And as with any other theatre kid her crew is her family even after the show is over. And she'd do almost anything for them.
Oh an another thing a stage mom's kids (or crewlings) might call her : mom, mum, stage mom, mother an many other variations of mom

A: DUDE! WHERES STAGE MOM?
B: probably in the prop room.

by Thesmallestgayboy May 1, 2019

Ur Mom

An Insult

Mainly used by Fortnite kids.
The usage of "I fucked ur mom" Is used by C.O.D children (6-10 years)

Dude ur mom is a cat (pussy)

Player one: Cant wait for the new game to come out! Player 2: Your mom

by MagicBroski December 12, 2021

Facebook mom

A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.

She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.

Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.

by Kayelizabeth7 April 15, 2017

mom bar

when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.

dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.

by drew2258 August 14, 2011

mom cuck

A man who let s his mom control him.

Your a “mom cuck”you do everything she says!

by Momsboy June 9, 2019