Minecraft

A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!

I fucked 10 school busses while playing minecraft to day

by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Minecraft

everything.
literally the best game, despite the fact it’s literally just pixels on a screen.
if someone tells you to touch grass?
touch a grass block.
i love minecraft.

Person 1: I love Fortnite!
Person 2: Minecraft is better retard.

by roikau July 19, 2024

Minecraft

A game

Example: Minecraft is a game
Sentence: Do u play Minecraft?

by FabianNowakowski July 19, 2023

Minecraft

The Perfect Game.

1.No need for a sentence, You already know what it is.
2. If you dont play Chad Minecraft. Go back to playing Virgin Fortnite.

by Op Guac the 4t July 14, 2019

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

the truth.

based on 'four legs good two legs bad' from animal farm by George Orwell.

'Minecraft good Fortnite bad' is the ultimate truth

by anonymous September 25, 2023

Minecraft

better than fortnite

kid a: BRUH fortnite is the best game ever

Kid b: minecraft is better than fortnite

KID A: UR GAY KID

kid b: no u

KID A : :(

by EPIC MINECRAFTER September 16, 2019