Michael Cavanagh

Michael Cavs Cavanagh Flying Michael Toenail Cabana plays drums for the band King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard. He also put out a solo exceptional magical percussion album. He is undoubtedly one of the most talented and sexy drummers of his generation. He is a cute and wholesome cancer king who now masters the double kick after so many years of hard work. This mad lad is now also a dad rocker just like his fellow band members Stuart and Lucas.

Gizzy 1 : Yo have you heard the news CAVS album?
Gizzy 2 : YEAH MAN THAT SHIT IS CRAZY I WOULD LET MICHAEL CAVANAGH KICK (DRUM) THE SHIT OUT OF ME ANY DAY AND I WOULD LITTERALY THANK HIM

by cybooger October 12, 2021

Hedge Michael

A Pikey (English Irish Gypsy), that lives in a council house.

Brad Pitt's Character in "Snatch" is a Pikey. If his character lived in a council house. He would be therefore be known as a 'Hedge Michael'

by Timmmmmm May 19, 2007

Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity

Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them

by Miguel2fat April 9, 2023

julia michaels

A very sweet, honest and loving person. Got famous for her hit single issues and is also known to be a songwriter for many artists like Selena Gomez, Shawn Mendes or Hailee Steinfeld. She is very close to her fanbase whose members are known as gems and deserves the best things in this world.

Lisa: "The Inner Monologue Tour was truly special. I loved it."
Havin: "Totally agree, Julia Michaels truly made me feel very comfortable."

by _muffN December 20, 2019

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012