mike rowe moment 

when you have to do something with an animal that is painful to the animal, during which time it inadvertendly pees on you

I got this pal, he's studying to be an agronomist; he has a Mike Rowe moment every day

mike rowe moment by John Damage June 7, 2011

Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.

fuck my life here comes the mike quilter

Mike quilter by johndeereo October 14, 2011

Mike Higson 

Computer Geek

Wow this guys a computer geek

He must be a Mike Higson !!

Mike Higson by may_b December 1, 2011

mike riveraing 

camping in call of duty.

"i didnt want to die so i went mike riveraing

mike riveraing by jim cod November 9, 2011

Mike and Sydney 

When a guy named Mike likes a girl named Sydney

Sydneys guns goo Boom Boom Mikes guns go Pow Pow and also Mike and Sydney bang all night(;

Mike and Sydney by Cocksucker108 July 1, 2012

Mike rzepka 

The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...

"OMFG"
Is that a MIKE RZEPKA
YEAH HE IS HOTT

Mike rzepka by Crazycandy3 January 4, 2013

Mike's Law 

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

Mike's Law by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013