May 4

Today you have to kiss your crush. Just do it.

Person 1: Today it's May 4th, the day when I have to kiss my crush. Can I kiss you?
Person 2: If it's that day... Yeah

by brokees April 30, 2019

May 23rd

Nude cuddles with bf all night

It’s May 23rd I get my girlfriend nude all night

by Idkaname7285 May 23, 2022

shirley may

Shirley May is very mysterious; nobody knows much about her. She is an attractive girl who has little habits like chewing her jacket string and scratching her head. Many people are in love with Shirley May, but few succeed in winning her heart.

Shirley May is in my math class.
Wow, Shirley May is fub!

by Jgruby April 18, 2018

May 13th

Drink plenty of water day. Please remember to stay hydrated every day, but especially today!

Yesterday I drank water because I was thirsty and hydration is important. Today I'm drinking water for those reasons but also because it's May 13th

by Freshlybakedsadness May 13, 2021

May 17th

Show me dem titties now

Hey this girl showed me dem titties cos its May 17th

by Monke time May 17, 2021

Mai Coua

Short and optimistic. life is a bliss for all the Mai Coua's out there. Bad luck in love and can be naive at times. Books rule their lives and the computer is their best friends. Have many friends and can never be taken advantage of or else they'll be disliked. All Mai Coua's are daydreamers and love to live life in an animated way.

Mai Coua is dainty and can be eaisly hurt. They dislike annoying people. Love animations because it's their life.

by Emme Johnson July 24, 2010

May 18th

national soapy titty pics day.

Today is the day where you ask a bhadman for them honkin' bazoobs to be smeared in dawn ultra and have an image sent directly to your private folder.

Some Bozo: Hey what day is it today?

Average man: are you a fucking tart? It's May 18th otherwise known as National Soapy Titty Pics Day!

by Chadislav May 18, 2021