Maria 

A cum swallowing hoe that eat dick and have sex with everyone they see Maria is usually a thot chink

Maria a hoe

Maria by Tom Hamilton September 26, 2018

Maria 

A mexican. She is also a very bossy, loud person. She is known to play sports and dance. She has "clout" and tea for days. She is short.

oh no, its maria.

Maria by thecoolkid123 January 16, 2018

vulumputious Maria 

A girl at the Weedsport Invitational completely absorbed in the ingenuity of a 'Platypus'.

That Vulumputious Maria wouldn't stop sucking on Max Chapman's Platypus. (Not as perverted as it sounds.)

vulumputious Maria by Grimey May 26, 2003

Maria 

Maria /maˈri( )ja/ is a term used to describe a latina basic bitch. It's meant to differentiate latina basic bitches from other basic bitches.

Man1: Bro, did you see that girl?
Man2: Which one, that Maria?

Maria by Migráns June 5, 2018

Maria 

A hoe, lets be honest here

Maria: I’m dating 10 guys and 7 girls!!!
Olivia: that’s grand

Maria by Somesassylad October 3, 2018

Maria 

Literally the meanest person alive. Also the shortest.

Do you? DO YOU?! - Maria

Maria by Svnskarma November 20, 2017

Maria 

the definition of the devil reincarnated. A maria is not a human being! A creature who plays games of the mind. Makes any boy fall for her and slowly ruins his life by getting him obsessed with her and the things she does. She leaves them after moving onto the next victim. Its unclear why she does this and what her motive is... some say she’s a servant of the devil others say she took his place. Stay away from Maria she’s got blue eyes and hair with an unditermined hair color. She changes drastically in physical appearance.

Maria is the scariest person alive.

Maria by Adadadad666 September 30, 2018