Magic Shell Shit

A Magic Shell shit is a shit that comes out as a thick brown liquid, but hardens into a solid when it hits the cold toilet water. Usually comes out shaped like a Dairy Queen chocolate cone. This heated liquid usually burns your asshole coming out.

Jay : Oh hell, I just shit out that burrito. It came out as a Magic Shell shit. The toilet almost didn't swallow it all.

Jan : What the fuck dude!?

by kainalukai July 20, 2011

Attending A Magic Course

Attending a Magic Course:
1) a past time engaged in by those in a boring relationship
2) an excuse to then cheat on said boring relationship

Oh my God, he's so clearly magic coursin on her...

Wheres Steve tonight ?.
Hes Attending A Magic Course.
Oh really.........

by Rev D July 3, 2009

Magic Mike Pence

An increasingly popular nickname for the newest candidate to throw his hat into the Republican Primary ring since it will definitely be a true feat of magic if he can win the nomination.

I read that Magic Mike Pence rode his rented Harley into a biker bar in Orlando, fully clad from head to toe in black leather, hoping that stripping down to his tightly-whities on the throbbing dance floor might get him enough votes to upstage Florida’s Governor DeSatanic!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Magical Mister Mistoffelees

The prestigious sexual act of of motor boating another's genitals.

After Armand motorboated Bridget's bosom, she reciprocated by performing the Magical Mister Mistoffelees on him.

by Magical Mister ALB February 22, 2012

Tickling magic land

This means for someone to put their fingers in a vayjayjay. However, unlike fingering, tickling a magic land is majestic. Often when the cums, the woman queefs glitter and rainbows. Chocolate cake and tea will be served afterwards.

Creepy pervert: Can I finger you?
Dumb slut: No ew gross
Different creepy pervert: Can I try tickling magic land?
Dumb slut: Omg yay xoxoxoxo

by AlbusDumblewhore101 April 23, 2014

Magic school bus

A school bus where Arnold says please let this be a normal field trip and they with the friz no way and the bus crashes and dies.

Arnold dies in magic school bus burning alive.

by ༼つ ◕_◕ ༽つ February 1, 2021

Houdinis magic carpet

The act of masturbating in front of a woman onto a towel in her carpeted bedroom thats also dimly lit. But little does she know you have some fishing line tied around your big toe looped around the tag of the towel on the ground. And just before you ejaculate you swing your foot back sending the towel flying backwards exposing the carpet in her room, you then proceed to cum all over her clean carpet.

Oh man I visited Tracey the other night. She was irritating me so I grabbed some fishing line and surprised her with A bit of the old Houdinis magic carpet action. She wasn't happy but was getting the steam cleaners in that week anyway.

by Steam cleaners revenge June 26, 2022