Kacy may

When you pretend someone sat on your lap

Kacy may sat on my lap in maccies

by TheoriesForYou October 19, 2019

May 25

May 25 is slap ass day. You can slap everyone’s ass without them getting mad.

“What’s on May 25?”

“It’s slap ass day! You can slap everyone’s ass.”

by Mrs anonymous November 2, 2019

May 20

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 19

national spit on any new drivers car day

hey look there is an N sticker on their car
lets go spit on it
ya man i forgot it’s may 19th
yep they deserve my saliva

by anonymous June 6, 2021

May 12th

National makeout with your boyfriend day

ZAMN!! ITS MAY 12TH, TODAYS GONNA BE NICE FOR ME AND HIM!

by NotTylerNope May 2, 2022

may 9

a day to fuck ur girl

john fucked his crush on may 9th

by chief kieth May 8, 2022