Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.

Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hours… someone tell him to land the plane.”

by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025

Land Yabby

Someone who is acting/behaving completely out of line and making a fool of themselves.

Settle down Ryan you land yabby.

by Pisstank98 October 28, 2021

Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

is-land records

Big Shaq's famous words, said in an interview with the BBC.

Interviewer - What label were you at yesterday?
Big Shaq - Is-Land Records

by AlexDeMaster February 15, 2018

No man’s land

The time between peak drunkenness and blackout

Yo, I am in no man’s land, I think I will be blackout soon.

by Dbon20 May 20, 2020

Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.

“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”

by Faultliner May 26, 2025

Liv’s Land

Liv’s Land is a youtuber who is pursuing her dreams of being an actress, singer and famous dancer, hoping one day she’ll be a celebrity to support her friends

Liv’s Land makes videos on her YouTube

by Liv’s Land May 10, 2022