Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.
Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"
Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)
Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing
Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)
Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing
Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.
by Logvictim June 19, 2021
Get the Logmug. While the term "old log" might function as a colloquial or informal expression, its recognition and standardization in English are not widespread. However, within certain communities or subcultures, this term can be employed to denote an elderly man.
"Every morning, the folks at the park gather around the old log to listen to his captivating stories from a bygone era."
by Davellin August 28, 2023
Get the old logmug. When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022
Get the standing logmug. by RevieBalls September 26, 2020
Get the Air Logmug. When you log out of life you have seen something you wish to unsee but instead of bleaching your eyes and making you blind you delete from your memory. Reseting your entire body leads to memory loss of the wrong memories, organ failure, and death if not done correctly
by MP.3 May 11, 2023
Get the Log out of lifemug. A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.
Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021
Get the log of legendsmug. by Blarc September 20, 2016
Get the Log lutmug.