When your half way into a female during Intercourse and it looks like she has a log stuck in her twat. But in reality it's just a really big meat log.
Bro.. I layed the twat log on that girl last night in my canoe.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
Last night my girlfriend told me fell my cedar penis log inside of her bushy forest that she calls a vagina.
by DaMaTeRMaNG October 8, 2019
Get the Twat logmug. A derogatory term used in roblox baddies games used when someone leaves or ragequits when they're being mopped or beaten
by wnixihwdbuwdinwdojwdjo April 15, 2025
Get the logmug. by The Taint Tickler 69420 May 9, 2021
Get the Fatty Log One Wipemug. When you stick his or her head head in the toilet and you penetrate your partners anus while flushing the toilet.
by LogJammer69 August 11, 2021
Get the Porcelain Log Jammermug. 
(noun) a post-game statistical entry from the popular free-to-play 'Team Fortress 2' that reflects an unusually poor or underwhelming individual performance, typically far below the expected standard for the player or class.
Derived from 'Sirgy', a competitive TF2 player known for inconsistent performance, the term “sirguson log” refers to a notably bad individual contribution, as viewed within the post-game logs.tf entry.
"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."
"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."
"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."
"Sorry guys - four drops in one game, excuse the sirguson log."
"lol @Jdawg with only 170dpm as soldier on cp_gullywash, what a sirguson log."
"Did you see InStinct went at 62% acc, that's a classic sirguson if ever I've seen one."
by Cab.tf October 7, 2025
Get the sirguson logmug. by Sherbanged December 2, 2023
Get the Mossy Logmug.