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last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.
Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.
by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013
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Lasagnakkah

A new and unique holiday created by some friends in Northwest Georgia. Anybody can celebrate it, no matter what. It is not meant to replace any pre-existing holidays, but rather a holiday for everybody to celebrate together, even those who have no religious beliefs, but would still like something other than Christmas to celebrate. It lasts from December 23'rd until December 27'th.
John: Hey bro, are you gonna celebrate Christmas with us this year?
Steven: Yeah man. But I'll also be celebrating Lasagnakkah, would you like to celebrate that with me too?
by TheReverand December 28, 2013
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LaShonja

A beautiful, smart woman who is a great leader. She is a great person and is always there for her family and friends!
I need a LaShonja in my life.
LaShonja is goddess.
by Aria Spencer June 27, 2014
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Laser Lock

A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.
Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"
by cheese tips March 22, 2017
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lasane

A bad bitch who don't give a single fuck about whoever has to talk shit!!!
Damn he is such a lasane!
by Kween123 April 16, 2017
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last horse

A person who is frequently the last person in the group to grasp a new idea or joke.
And the last horse crosses the finish line. Glad tonsee you caught up with the rest of us Drew.
by Snyper36912 May 11, 2017
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Last yourself

C'mon man, I know life's hard. But you gotta last yourself matter what.
by Enickrid August 31, 2017
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