ladies soccer

The description of an act that is unecessary, of little importance, pathetic, for a weak individual, and unathletic.
Ladies soccer, you have to go hang out with your family instead of bang hot chicks.
by Taxtrip December 02, 2006
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lumberjack lady

when a girl is really manly and borderline scary. she can be a good friend but only when the rest of the single hetero girls are NOT like her. she's basically like a lumberjack lesbian but not a lesbian.
guy #1- "dude there's no single girls here all of them are lesbians."
guy#2- "no, they're lumberjack ladies and what do you expect when you come to a monster truck rally to look for chicks?"
guy #1- "yeah you're right..i guess i just have a lumberjack lady fetish?"
guy #2- "well i guess that's cool if you want a girl with bigger muscles than you and likes building fences."
by bossoftheworld19 August 09, 2010
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Lady's choice

When the dude lays down on his back and the chick sits on his dick and rocks that shit till it turns white. also known as the cowgirl
Chicks dig lady's choice because supposedly it lets them control their orgasm.

I was tired from all that doggy style and in need of a change of pace so we engaged in lady's choice
by lazyeyesniper November 21, 2004
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Old Lady

While the above definions are true, they're only limited to certian areas in USA or Canada. The universal term, or definition, of an Old Lady is simply an old lady, mostly found in ghettos, who are always calling the cops. 99% of the time they're white, and 60% of the time are single. They believe that calling the cops will solve everything.
<1> Shit, shes got a phone.
<2> Prolly callin the cops.
<1> Fucking old lady.
by aplz July 21, 2004
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ladies of the night

a group of crazy drug addict with nothing else to do then drink every hour of the day, not work, snort coke, have sex for drugs and to fill the pain they're fathers have caused them. they also cause drama to themselves so they have something to cry about in a weekly blog.
ladies of the night on myspace.com
by fuel to fire October 31, 2006
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lady friend

the equivalent of a guyfriend, or a friend that just happens to be a guy.
I'm hanging with my lady friend tonight!
by monkeygirllolo January 30, 2010
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First Lady

To obtain oracle sex from your girl while she was minding her business on the toilet.
When I noticed that my prod lined up with her mouth as she sat on the pot, she soon after became the First Lady.
by hungo August 20, 2008
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