Stack and Jack

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.

Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018

jack sykes

Ultimate Dickhead of Dickheads, NOT TO BE TRUSTED UNDER ANYN CIRCUMSTANCES
P.S. He is a stalker plus C0KK MUNCHER and will do anything for men to look at him, even stare at them.

STAY AWAY

OMG you are such a Jack Sykes

by C0KK_F4nb0y_2003 September 7, 2018

Jacked Jesus

Jacked Jesus is like Jesus but is short and stronger around the height of 5'3, if he flexes on you, you will disappear into dust in an instant, like being thanosed, he is too strong some people say but they are right!

Jacked Jesus: *Flexes*
You: *Disappears*

by The Priest Logan December 10, 2019

tranny jack

When a man inadvertently picks up a transvestite and then finds out it's really a dude, decides to have the transvestite jack him off instead of just leaving the situation.

Hey Mike, you remember that chick I went home with last night? Turns out she was a dude. I settled for a tranny jack.

by The real "Q" December 19, 2011

swagger jacked

To steal one's swagger; copy or imitate actions, saying, or personal habits

Justin just swagger jacked Jon's sayings

by notDerekorCraig November 3, 2011

Jack Walten

oh my god hes so hummina hummina awooga hot man whos bff killed his kids ...
his wife is hot too

Misa: HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOOOOOOGA SNIFF BARK BARK BARK *going absolutely feral*
Jack Walten: ..What?

by fart mc fart April 22, 2022

Jack Button

The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly button.

While boinking Bertha, I noticed she had an "inny" belly button with a nice reservoir. So, I pulled out and gave her a Jack Button.

by MiltonHighlander August 20, 2006