Jimmy Fallon

The hottest talk show host.

Jimmy Fallon is one of the most precious humans in this world.

by idk who I am, sorry bruh October 26, 2020

Slick Jimmy

To ejaculate into one's own mouth, with or without assistance.

Traffic was a little heavy, thankfully I passed the time by giving myself a Slick Jimmy.

by Smithy Jones666 November 14, 2011

rustle jimmies

The act of fucking up someone's shit to the point they can no longer continue to live with them selves because of how bad someone just ruined their day

"hey dj I did your girlfriend last night "

" what! No how could you rustle jimmies like that bro"

by jebadiah wang February 24, 2014

Jimmy rustling

Another name for the game commonly known as "Hacky Sack".

"Come on mate! Get out the jimmy and we can start rustling!"

"Nice Jimmy Rustling there man!"

by HacktheSack November 7, 2012

Rustling my jimmies

Verb: To erk someone. To be all up in their biz. To cause frustration and anxiety. Basically to piss someone off in a profound way. Or, to bother someone's friends named jimmy

You: yo mama...
Me: I can't stand it when you rustle my jimmies like that

~or~
You: hey jimmy and jimmy. You suck
Me: Dude stop rustling my jimmies and apologize

by RustledJimmy April 25, 2016

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky)

Jimmy Johnstone, or more affectionally known as Jinky by his fans. Was the greatest ever Celtic player, scoring over 162 goals for them in over 500 appearances in the 60's, and was in the 1967 Lisbon Lions (the first British team to win the European Cup). Jinky wore the number 7 shirt, and as a mark of respect, Celtic are currently campaigning for the SFA to allow the whole team to wear his shirt number as a mark of respect during the CIS Cup Final against Dunfermline Athletic.

Jimmy was diagnosed with Motor Neurone disease, a disease that destroys your brain's ability to send nerve messages and wastes your muscles away. After his diagnosis, he became an active campaigner for raising awareness of the disease.

The wee man sadly died at 6am GMT on Monday the 13th March 2006. He will be sadly missed by all.

OMGZ did you see that goal Jinky scored when they played Rangers??!??!?!

Jimmy Johnstone (Jinky) - Greatest Ever Celt - R.I.P wee man

by punkycelt March 27, 2006

Uncle Jimmy Steamboat

An uncle jimmy steamboat is when one gets naked, inserts a vaporizer into one's anus, lies face-down into a full bathtub of water and vape as hard as one can.

Friend: You ever had an uncle jimmy steamboat?
Me: What the fuck is that?
*moments later*
Me: n- no stop s- st- stop sTOP STOP SOTPPPSPPP!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by pieslorde July 11, 2016