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Jason Bug

Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.
Aw dude, we got the Jason Bug and now we're buying RC Cars with flamethrowers on it.
by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019
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Jason

a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)
nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!
by candycrusher1703 February 9, 2019
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Jason Michael Mahaney

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry
by JuuuuliaPerry November 24, 2021
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Jason

Jason is someone who has a mean streak. Jason can be a country music award. Because he drinks a lot of alcohol. Never drives drunk. A Jason has bedroom eyes. & is yummy.
by Nmk1319 July 30, 2025
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jason

best guy u know with da koolest moves he also broke
jason is broke
by hhhghhgh December 2, 2021
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Jason

Damn, that Jason was really worth it!!!!!
by Creator123456 January 19, 2021
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Jason

Jason is one of a kind human being. He typically dates older women and is not interested in anyone younger than him. He usually has tanned skin, hazel eyes, a small flat nose and tight curly hair.

Forewarning- Jason is not like other guys. He is a beast. He is rough at night, and is an animal in the bedroom. He likes to take control and likes it rough 😈 He likes to watch gay porn and is an LGBTQ+ supporter.

He has boba eyes. He is not short but he is not tall. He has a very muscular build but could loose some weight. He has big juicy meaty thighs but he is hiding a BIG beast between them 😈

Jason is a man of God, but could use Jesus in his life.

One strange thing about this boy, is that he likes to suck the snot out his partners (cause he could be into guys) nose👃 He is shy at first and has this tough exterior but when you get to know the real Jason, he is actually a kind loving soul who cares for others. He jokes a lot but underneath all that, he is a lonely being who by joking hides his true emotions.

He is a pretty alpha wolf who takes good care of himself by wearing lip ice and working out for that bakery for his men and women. When he kisses, he kisses passionately. His tongue can reach all places 😈 He is bipolar and bisexual.

He is a comfortable man who is willing to release that gas in front of his loved ones and strangers. He likes girls and boys with long curly hair, but will settle for those sexy blonde haired species.
Girl 1: Whose that bro with the Afro?
Girl 2: It’s obviously Jason, did you not see the way he sucks that banana 🍌

Girl 1: oooohhh
by User1779494 March 22, 2024
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