bullshit's ass

1. An expression used to denote complete and utter disbelief or shock.
2. A way to emphasize a staunch unwillingness to perform an act or express severe disagreeance.

Ex. 1: Lori: Today is my 35th birthday.
Kris: Bullshit's ass!
Lori: It's true.
Kris: You look like you're no older than your early twenties!
Ex. 2: Girl 1: So, you're going to call him back, even though he was a lying, cheating loser?
Girl 2: Bullshit's ass I will!

by Leah Holt November 30, 2006

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ass raider

A person that sneaks up behind you and rams his penis up your butt in a hostile manner

I had bent over to pick up my pen when a ass raider jumped me.

by kingflumo November 25, 2010

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Shag Ass

To run fast.

The cops showed up so I had to shag ass.

by Jeremy March 22, 2004

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ass tigers

A condition where painful red pimples appear on the butt cheeks

I looked in the mirror to see what was hurting, and to my horror, it was ASS TIGERS!

by Harry Segal September 10, 2005

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Ass Fuck

Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pussy. She likes to bend over, lift her skirt and beg a man to shove his dick up her tight asshole. She will beg for it hard and moan as she feels his cock ram into her ass. After the man cums in her ass she will often suck his cock as his jizz drips from her ass.

Kathy loves a good, hard, dirty ass fuck. I heard her talking to her friend on the phone. She said she had let 2 of her coworkers fuck her ass just the day before. Kathy said "I bent over and begged for it. One of them made me suck him while the other pumped my poor asshole. They kept calling me a slut and I rubbed my clit while they took turns fucking my ass and face. They both shot huge loads of cum inside me then left me with jizz dripping from my ass. They were right, I am a dirty slut"

by btld August 22, 2007

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