BEDSQUELCH. 1. (n). The noise emitted when the recipient of a golden shower attempts to rise from the puddle created by the weight they exert on the mattress.
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
2. (n). A person who sits on a mattress and is then subsequently urinated on. (pl. bedsquelchers).
3. (v). The act of urinating on a person who is sitting on a mattress.(bedsquelched, bedsqueching) (adj. bedsquelchy).
Bedsquelch (bed squelch, bed-squelch)
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
"Dope BEDSQUELCH bro!"
"Don't go near that sleeping bag, it hasn't been washed since the BEDSQUELCHING"
"Awesome event dude, those BEDSQUELCHERS sure had some fun!"
by DICK SHONNERY JNR. February 15, 2023
by uwu master October 17, 2018
When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.
Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.
by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020
Jack: Hey, what are you up to?
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
Travis: Nothing much, have a groupwork in bed to submit by the weekend.
by JackHT September 17, 2018
Her ex-boyfriend was terrible in bed.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 25, 2021
1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 09, 2020
A Wife that gripes from bed that her husband is taking too long on the toilet. Sometimes accusing him of being a "Toilet Gamer".
What is this, my Wife just interrupted my game of Candy Crush to call me a Toilet Gamer...... what a Bed Griper!
by jcdxtreme June 02, 2013