bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.

Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.

by tehkgb April 2, 2019

Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.

Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.

by 3BG October 4, 2019

Breakfast in Bed

The act of ejaculating on your partner then adding granola and berries to make a "yogurt parfait."

Yesterday my husband Ian gave me a Breakfast in Bed after sex.

by Jammin_Salmon October 10, 2019

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

Bed jinxed

When you someone say the same word at the same time with you, the other person is jinxed and you get to have sex with them

“Hi!” Tina, “Hi!” Sam, “OMG we just said the same word!!” exclaims Sam, “Does this mean that we have to have sex now?” Asks Tina, “Yeah bend over cause I just bed jinxed you!” Screams Sam

by Doodlebreath May 27, 2018

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018