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dutch duck

12:31 <+lilchristiano> wats a dutch duck
12:31 <+Duckeh> me XD
by thisguy111!1 January 18, 2009
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Dutch Rub

When a Gay Dutchman rubs up against you
Rhett "That Gay Dutchman just tried to cop a feel of my butt!"

Joe "He Got Some Nerve, giving you a Dutch Rub!"
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Dutch Blindfold

DBF \DEE-bee-eff\, noun:
1. An ample, beefy package;
2. When you're trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind;
3. The sound of an old, wrinkled man spooning mayonnaise onto an enormous spherical wheat cracker, and then proceeding to devour the mayonnaise cracker whole
"The sum total length of Dutch Blindfold's members' members is 20 billion pounds. Did we just blow your mind?"

Hortense: "So, I hear Dutch Blindfold's doing birthday parties now."
Jaqueel: "You're such an asshole, Hortense."
by shenaynay_digguns November 30, 2006
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dutch mafia

the dutch mafia is the best michigan tech broom ball team.
by bob vis November 17, 2007
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Dutch Budgerigar

A single stroke tip to root masturbation teqnique
I can’t belive she gave me the Dutch Budgerigar like POW
by Dutch Budgie June 28, 2018
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dutch cup

When your friend needs to poop, but its diarrhea and there is no place to poop so you help by cupping your hands under your friends anus.
"Ill need a dutch cup if we go to the opera. They dont let us leave or come back until intermission!"
by Crackbaby420 July 22, 2017
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Dutch Breakfast

Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.
It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.
by liquidforeplay July 9, 2020
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