Woods out

To fail to appear at a planned event or gathering without providing adequate notice or reasonable justification.

Man, Tommy never showed up last night... he totally woods out on me!!

by Timannonymous January 18, 2011

Berry Woods

Any place in the woods where you can safely smoke deals. Usually behind your local high-school.

Guy 1: Let's go to the Berry Woods to smoke a deal!
Guy 2: Sure what the fuck!

by Metabo December 16, 2008

Timothy Wood

a popular figure skater, also a complete nerd who works for Geek Squad.

Timothy Wood get your nerdy ass over here and fix my damn computer you figure skating faggot!

by November10 October 19, 2010

Kent Wood

The redhead paperboy always askin friendly questions.

Kent Wood rode by the house today to ask if I got my paper. He also inquired about me and my recent encounter with getting my dick sucked.

by 2Randal ranstead January 18, 2011

jillian wood

Dumb bitch, no friends, but still the baddest bitch in New York State. Her ex a big bitch and he ain't shit.

Jillian Wood is a bad Bitch
Jillian Wood is a queen

by Casper.87 November 8, 2020

Mr wood

mr wood is normally a man with two second hand kidneys. he is grey haired and can't hear shit at all. he is hugh's best friend and is woody.

wow! thats mr wood! what a knob

by mrkidney123 April 19, 2018

hood wood

When a woman gets fucked by a black cock
or double hood wooded meaning a black guy DP

Lindsay: "I Cant believe my luck!!"
John: "What?"
Lindsay:"I got fucked by some hood wood last night!!!

by AndrewAWood July 20, 2010