cancer hat

used to describe the type of hair cut that many guys seem to want these days to make themselves look like they are doing chemotherapy

a customer walks into a barber shop and asks for it cancer hat style close to the scalp with extra chemo the barber looks confused the customer says you know like Voldemort the barber says oh okay bald it is

by superiorbreed August 11, 2018

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016

Ass Hat

A person who is completely and utterly stupid and annoying. They usually tend to be employees.

That principle is a complete ass hat.

by panama city beach alex February 9, 2017

leprechaun hat

much better than an asshat, and still why you dont fall asleep first at parties

when you spend a night of drinking and debauchery, and fail to remain the last man standing, you sometimes have to wear the leprechaun hat.

by jebus082 February 24, 2012

hats on the table

1. noun phrase. time to make a choice. derived from signing day for collegiate athletics, when star high school athletes pick-up the hat of their selected school from several displayed on a table before television cameras.

2. verb. to dramatize a selection in hopes of adding interest in the announcement.

1. "we have everyone's bids, so now its hats on the table."

2. "she could have dumped him last night, but she wanted to wait until the party to hats on the table in front of both of everyone."

by wahoo lon February 22, 2011

Top Hat

Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!

by Sire Top Hat April 6, 2021

mushroom hat

A hat that makes your head look like a dick.

Jules is hearing her Mushroom Hat. What a dickhead!

by TotallyNotMark April 12, 2021