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I Dunno

When a dude asks another dude where he put the stash on the ride to work in the morning. Or the same chain of events replicates at lunch time...rerun if you will. Terms and conditions will apply for non-compliance. ...and yes that would constitue an Infraction . Check your local ordernances because it's a State by State law on a case by case basis. And yes they got one of those....Aww dude your not one of those huh ?
Dude 1 ;Dude you gonna work with that or what ?

Dude 2 Reply ; ? ? I Dunno shrugging shoulders hands out flat by your side
Dude 1 ; aww dude really...your faster than me at that...besides it should be all in one place.
Dude 2 ; Dude ...SOMEBODY BROKE IN MY TRUCK LAST NIGHT ,.......AND IT HAD A HOLE IN IT !

"THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS "
Dude 1 ; Well ,....That's an Infraction"

I Dunno
by DudeOneMoreAndImGood November 4, 2017
mugGet the I Dunnomug.

I-64

Known for its never ending construction and hellacious traffic, I-64 is an interstate system that runs through the heart of Hampton Roads, Va. Connecting Williamsburg, Newport News (what locals call Bad News), Hampton, and Virginia Beach, I-64 is a haven for shitty drivers, rambling hobos, and drug runners alike. I-64 also runs through Richmond and countless other obscure counties that no one really cares about. As I-64 nears the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel (HRBT) connecting Hampton with Norfolk, it is mandatory for every driver, no matter how skilled, to drive like a 13 year old who stole their mother's mini van, thus causing 10 mile back ups and suicide. Had Eisenhower known what he would end up doing to the Hampton Roads area when he created the interstate system, i'm sure he would smite himself to Hell and willingly become Satan's bitch, thus replacing Hitler.
angry driver - FUCKING SHIT why do these dumb cunts have to wait untill the last minute to merge?!

intuitive passenger - dont you know? whenever merging on to I-64 all rational actions are thrown out the window, along with all feelings of happiness.

small child in back seat - no, its probably because they're black.
by w3510 June 15, 2008
mugGet the I-64mug.

i owe

i owe therefore i must work ( pay bank, pay US tax ) what a drag
i owe, i owe, so off to work i go, with a bottle of beer & kick in the rear, i owe, i owe........
by itichie_nocanpo September 9, 2006
mugGet the i owemug.

ftl-ied

Verb Similar to ftw-ied

The root of this word is ftl, which is also for the loss, or for the lose.
Denounces oneself or another with failure.
Shows failure status or the ability to fail to do something properly.
This Verb can be used on oneself or another.
Wow, you suck. You self ftl-ied yourself. Go sit in a corner.

How can you suck that much and not ftl-ied yourself.
by Tri Nguyen April 4, 2008
mugGet the ftl-iedmug.

There, I fixed it.

1.) A phrase used upon completion of any unconventional repair of a broken object. These repairs usually include, but are not limited to, duct tape, bungee cords and a hack saw.
2.) "There, I fixed it." may also be used after successfully attaching one item to another using the same unconventional, sometimes unethical, methods of taping, nailing, sawing, cramming, cutting and "resculpturing".
1.) "I have a huge crack in my windshield. Hand me that duct tape. There, I fixed it."

2.) "My doorbell stopped working, so I filled my garbage disposal with spoons, duct taped an old extension cord to the power switch, then ran the cord through a hole I drilled in the front door. All you gotta do is give the cord a little tug. There, I fixed it."
by Apecreature June 22, 2011
mugGet the There, I fixed it.mug.

I-Ready

Program made by satan aka the devil, makes kids wanna kill themselves
Teacher: do 100 trillion hours of I-ready every day!
Me: *Grabs Knife* NOPE!
Teacher: *calls antifun iready troops*
Me: *Gets behind teacher and kills her*
Me: *Kills all the goddamn troops (plory,yoop,pj,sweett,etc)
by SoulFlux February 1, 2019
mugGet the I-Readymug.

where was i

A statement or utterance in the form of a rhetorical question made when one comes to the realization that either: 1. You were not invited to an event or party or 2. You do not REMEMEBER you were AT an event or party (sometimes in reference to partying too much)
I heard there was an awesome party downtown last night!! Where was I?
by Steve V. June 1, 2006
mugGet the where was imug.

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