by Dave skylark February 18, 2015
Get the captian triple hookmug. This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.
by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022
Get the Hookedmug. by GateHearing August 18, 2009
Get the hook a bitchmug. a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
Get the craigs-hookmug. The act of inserting two fingers like a hook in one's anus and pulling as hard as you can to inflict an immense amount of pain and discomfort.
by Jan Boterkoek March 12, 2025
Get the Mexican hookmug. by BrunoKnows July 16, 2024
Get the Down the Hookmug. by KeefasisMakesDaHoesQueefasis August 11, 2016
Get the hookmug.