homested hook

Verb (v); the act of swirling ones finger in the ass of a submissive mate during doggy style coitus, then proceeding to hook the mouth of the submissive, as if they were a fish, with the poppy finger.
Sara did not mind Steve's play of the homested hook because she had recently showered
by master p1121 May 15, 2014
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australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked
I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..
by Yojojodo September 8, 2018
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Captain Hook

Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
I gave Harley the best “Captain Hook” ever last night and he came everywhere.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
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Meat hook shimmy

A hand dance performed by a few sound blokes. Made in St Helens, it made its way over to the states and was absolutely raped in Miami. It will now diverge its was across the world to make itself known on a greater scale. The shimmy involves finding an NPC and dancing around them with your hands in the air. It may result in your phone being hurled across a room or you being physically removed from existence.
“Crowley is over there meat hook shimmying again”

“Shalalalalala ohhh meat hook shimmy”

“You won’t meat hook them birds over there will you, Bull?”

“We meat hook shimmy’d every cunt in the gaff”
by Pussy John March 21, 2023
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Heel Hook

Adjective. Term used to describe large hoop ear rings typically worn by black women. These ear rings are so large that if the womans legs were to be put to her ears during sexual relations that they could be used hold her legs.
That bitch was bangin, and I used her heel hooks to help me bend her in half.
by bilybob2010 November 16, 2010
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Liam Hook

Funny ball bag sheep shagger who is fun to play with on PlayStation and minecraft and he is very easy to take the mick out of
Oh look, there’s Liam Hook
by Big_Boy_Tim April 2, 2020
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hook

kissing someone at a party that you dont really care about
wanna hook at the bluey?
by hell666hell666 June 16, 2017
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