goosing

The act of ejaculating after a jelq session.

I goosed like crazy yesterday. Shooting ropes is my favorite end to a jelq session.

Them: what do you enjoy doing after a long jelq sesh?
Me: Goosing has become my new favorite jelq conclusion.

by jelqmastergyattgod May 13, 2024

Goosed It

To fuck something up

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour”
“Oh mate he’s Goosed It”

by Hawko74 July 8, 2020

Silky Goose

Freshly shaven man plums.

A bare-skinned scrotum stretched with a pair of testes.

You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!

Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?

Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”

by Rocksmeltit May 6, 2024

goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Silly Goose

A silly goose is someone who is very silly, and is a funny person!

Silly GOOSE!

by Tori E. October 28, 2020

silly gooses

People that are very very silly people

Hey did you know that anthony and angelina are silly gooses.

by silly gooses October 9, 2020

Goosings

This is when you get shit done, or achieve a lot in a short time, sometimes with menaces.

It can be used as a well-wishing phrase, a congratulatory phrase, or just a statement.

I've got goosings to do.
Have good goosings!
Impressive goosings today my friend.

by GetTheBonk September 24, 2021