by Bandwe January 14, 2020
Get the Scifers girlfriend mug.Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.
Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.
by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024
Get the Girlfriend Tax mug.The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.
When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.
by God_is_I May 19, 2024
Get the Caring Girlfriend mug.On August 1st, National Girlfriend Day takes place! It’s not about a relationship, but actually about womens’ bond and friendship with each other!
Person 1: Hey I’m calling to let you know, you’re a wonderful person and I want to stay friends with ya! Love ya girl :)
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
Person 2: Love ya too! Happy National Girlfriends Day
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
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Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Today is when u kiss your girlfriend on the lips, cheek, forehead, anywhere just show her u love hey
Him: Hey come here!
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
Her:yea?
Him: kisses*
Her what was that for?
Him: it’s National kiss your girlfriend day
by anonymous March 13, 2022
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by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom July 14, 2022
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