Girlfriend law

The girlfriend law- Ones boyfriend is legally obligated to tell their girlfriend when and why they are not ok, which then the girl shall proceed to give hugs and kisses(or other COVID safe options) until the boyfriend is 100% cured of ALL life problems.

Girlfriend “hey are you ok”
Boyfriend “well I can’t get away from the girlfriend law it’s illegal, no I’m not”
Girlfriend *hugs, kisses(COVID safe actions) “better?”
Boyfriend “yes!”

by Jimmy knows November 3, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you can't get

I wish I had a girlfriend

by POOPYKATELYN October 25, 2020

girlfriend nude day

On April 29 ur girlfriend has to send u free nudes and she can’t say no

Girlfriend nude day is where she can’t say no to nudes

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, April 28, 2021

Girlfriend

Non-existent

Not even an example for girlfriend here it’s just not possible

by Bob the fucking_builder April 14, 2022

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

National Iman Girlfriend Day

National day to treat your girlfriend named Iman nicely and do whatever she asks.

Since its National Iman Girlfriend Day, I have to be nice to my girlfriend named Iman

by bekek February 24, 2025

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.

Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...

by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017