Foofedt

(FOOF-T)
a beat up or "fucked up" apperence of a person. mostly in hairy, burnt or hideous resemblences.

OMG Sarah you looked Foofedt today!

by SparerGiovanni January 26, 2009

forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.

frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.

by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010

foffernoggen

A place hundreds of years ago that if they were in peril they would scream WHAT THE FOFFERNOGGEN! Also used as a replacement for f**k.

Crazy Bitch: -poke poke poke- HIIIIIIIIIIII want some cheese puffs? They're gooooooooooooooood.
Me: What the foffernoggen?!

by Jessica/Colette October 30, 2010

Forceful Tact

A way police officer's nicely and respectfully request an individual to calm down. Without persuading their beliefs on said individual.

Police: mam calm down please.
Individual: oh the dog was poisoned wahhhh
Police: I am using Forceful tact to calm you down to avoid arrest, not persuade you in any way.
Individual: ok!

by KayWoww December 2, 2010

Foofeh

Someone who is much like a goof, but not quite that. A Foof is someone who is funny, makes you laugh, and is a big part of your life. If your called a Foof or Foofeh, it's a big compliment.

Ever is such a Foofeh girl.

by Foofygirl March 28, 2011

foofelulu

when a persons crotch is very itchy.
its so itchy that they have to yell it out.

girl: oh my god, is my foofelulu ever itchy.
boy: what?
girl: nothing..

by girlyaknow October 30, 2011

Force Multiplier

A re-purposed military term used in its new context to describe a particular cuisine or article of food that greatly increases the urge to poop, or increases the time spent pooping.

"Man, I love this Chinese Buffet, but it's a real force multiplier on the ol' colon."

"How was the BBQ?"
"The ribs were epic, but oof"
"Force Multiplier?"
"You know it, dude."

by Goose 55 December 2, 2011