.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.
.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the .7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.Your Body Is Going To Get Slimmer When I Smack Your Back On Any Corner.7.9.7.3.4.3.7.9.7.mug. The middle school girls who bought their first perfume here grew up and now use this place to linger while the kids are at school. Despite the retail apocalypse this store is kept alive by this demographic and has no signs of closing anytime soon. They have some good products but it's nearly impossible to make your way around the store with all of the moms loitering and taking up space. Store associates are always friendly. They will offer samples or ask if you need help no matter who you are, but with all of the customers gossiping, arguing with other associates, and cackling at old Facebook jokes, they can barely hear you. The store's prices aren't bad and they always have sales, but the constant sales and generous return policy unfortunately attracts a lot of Karens and problematic customers. The brand has tried to expand their men's line and other products that compliment body care. This includes small home decor, accessories, and sleepwear. The sleepwear line got pulled from the shelves almost instantly due to suburban moms raising havoc on the internet. The reason? They didn't include a plus size line, therefore they were being discriminatory because their target demographic couldn't fit them.
Bath & Body Works' semi annual sale starts today, I'm heading to the mall after work.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
Are you sure? All of the soccer moms are probably lining up outside the mall entrance as we speak. You should probably skip work and just go now.
I really want that snowman candle holder. But do I need it? I'm trying to be good.
Get it! You can always return it if you change your mind in a year. If you don't get it now, some unemployed stay at home mom will list it on Poshmark or Mercari for $200. She has to pay her bills somehow.
by Biz bestie June 22, 2025
Get the Bath & Body Worksmug. Out of body is used when someone is tripping or doing too much thats why you gotta tell them to stay in body cause they over doing something.
Yoo ck you gotta be staying in body dont be out of body with that vodka that liquor might get you popped😭
by christokx May 12, 2024
Get the Staying in body dont be out of bodymug. the body is bodying, the body is sitting right and tight, it’s giving everybody by onika tanya. you have a top tier body basically.
“mmmmyea, body tee 💅”
“okayyyy body tee”
“hair laid, nails slayed, face card still not declining, body tee, waist on slim” etc etc
“okayyyy body tee”
“hair laid, nails slayed, face card still not declining, body tee, waist on slim” etc etc
by princessmichxlin December 10, 2023
Get the body teemug. Timmi said softly to Chloe “I love you(y), your body is aparagu(y)s”. (speaking cursive)
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
Chloe- (stares blankly)
Zack- yo I love your asparagus body, I just want to lay you out like a 2x4.
Emily- My what??
by $helly$shell September 9, 2020
Get the Asparagus bodymug. When you fuck a girl from the back with your right hand on her left love handle and, your left on her right.
“i cross bodied the fuck out of that hoe”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”
“ i fucked her and you already know i hit her with those cross body (proceeds to air hump with his hands crossed over)”
by loverboyyyy321 August 16, 2022
Get the cross bodymug. 