Guy1: Whoa man, you look geeked out! Did you do coke or something?
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
Guy2: Yeah..I just had a 50 dollar foot long.
by Km. February 22, 2011
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.
by Pialinist December 20, 2020
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010
The 6 Foot Law is a mathematical formula usually in graph form that defines the crazy levels of a girl by her height. Similar to the Barney Stinson "Crazy Hot Scale" it is used to determine a cost/ risk analysis when pursuing a target. The main idea is that female subjects 6 foot and above are CRAZY, but can be fixed by hotness. Where as females who are midget people cannot be hot no matter the lack of crazy.
The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)
The formula Crazy = (height + age)/ (Bongo Size - Caboose size)
Friend: Wow bro she looks valid on snapchat
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it
Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law
You: Yeah but shes 6 foot so she has to be a 12 with bongos to be worth it
Friend 2: Shes so crazy and shes 5'5
You: yes.... but she has bongos and a caboose so she passes The 6 Foot Law
by It’s pedo not pedo April 21, 2020
When a man stands on his partners face with either his left or right foot while riding her in doggy style. It takes a certain amount of flexibility and balance, but definetely one to brag about.
by Mr 10 x Pinkies January 03, 2011
Luke told Jen that she hates Canadians. Jen then told Luke that she is actually a Canadian. Open mouth, insert foot.
I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
I told Sam I'd bang Darren's wife 'cause she is so hot, when Darren was actually behind me the whole time. I practically opened my mouth and inserted my foot there.
by Baz S. October 04, 2007
Person 1 "Hey I'm gunna bone your girlfriend"
Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"
Person2 "Do that and I'll give you the ol foot up the ass"
by jeepdude44 May 29, 2015