Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.

Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.

by Sparkie3 August 30, 2018

Fire Juul

Like a fire drill. When the fire alarm goes off at your school but it's really just someone hitting the juul in the bathroom.

"We had the fire alarm go off today at school and we had to evacuate and the fire trucks came, but it turns out it was really just another fire juul"

by Imsoimsorbrn October 12, 2018

Fire Kracker

A white (non-hispanic) person, usually male who spits nothing but hot bars.

Dam, the fire kracker just killed that verse.

by mrmccoy007 October 23, 2018

Fire ball your world

When you fuck your buddy’s scooter up then he try’s fucking you mun

I’m going to fire ball your world Andrew you fucking bitch ramping the fucks out of my scooter

by Tounge puncher November 1, 2018

Fire it up

When you pour red hots (candy) down your partner’s vagina.

Last night, I did the act of fire it up on that puntang!

by Bgibs November 13, 2018

fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.

He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.

by Slade_TK December 9, 2018

fire drill

A loud beeping fire alarm that happens every month at school

STUDENTS, EVACUATE THE BUILDING! THERE IS A FIRE DRILL

by UDfan1234567890 December 10, 2018