Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

fudge ye

when you hate someone to stink and want to blow their head off

bruh why would you fricking touch my APPLESAUCE fudge ye bruh

by Guitaro_Dakky_27 February 7, 2020

fudge nuts

when you wipe your ass too far down and smear shit on the back of your nuts

Man I went too hard in the taint and got a case of the fudge nuts.

by an0nyn00se November 17, 2020

A Fudge Bobbi

When your girl tries to stick a finger up yo butt during sex when you ain’t ready for it.

“When me and dis ho was having sex, I reached over for my phone to change the song and she tried to give me a fudge Bobbi.

by Witch_Devil December 12, 2024

baby fudge dragon

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.

"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"

by Dr. Thirsty March 18, 2014

Lemonade fudge milkshake

When u piss and shit in her mouth after she gives u head and u mix all 3 of them in her mouth

Man: AMBUSSING
Woman: About time u finally do that!
Man: Done! Anyway, I’m going to piss and shit in ur mouth, I wanna create a lemonade fudge milkshake!
Woman: What?!?
Man: Yessir!!! 😎😎😎

by TheDummyBummy May 6, 2024

Fudge Packer

A gay guy who’s really gay. Considered derogatory but gays say it a lot.

Macklin Celebrini and Will Smith are two sexy ass fudge packers.

by Bat loving fudge packer July 17, 2025